I Want to Be a Toddler

For the last two year's around Father's Day as sort of a "roast post", I've stated that I would love to be a dad for a day. However, with Mother's Day this Sunday, I did some deep thinking and realized I have it all wrong. I don't want to be a dad, I want to … Continue reading I Want to Be a Toddler

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Things That Make You Go Ew

I've been at this parenting gig for four and a half years now and my "gross reflex" ceases to exist. My two kids and dog have somehow gotten on the same poop cycles and rather than be disgusted that I'm basically moving from one butt to the next, I'm actually just impressed that this is … Continue reading Things That Make You Go Ew

It Gets Easier and Other Lies People Tell You

I was told that the first year with two kids, especially kids that are close in age, is the hardest. After that, things tend to get easier. But does juggling chainsaws really get easier? I don't have firsthand experience juggling chainsaws, but I imagine that while you may gain slightly more confidence and become accustomed … Continue reading It Gets Easier and Other Lies People Tell You