I Want to Be a Toddler

For the last two year's around Father's Day as sort of a "roast post", I've stated that I would love to be a dad for a day. However, with Mother's Day this Sunday, I did some deep thinking and realized I have it all wrong. I don't want to be a dad, I want to … Continue reading I Want to Be a Toddler

My M.O.M.

A few weeks ago I posted this picture of myself to social media: This wasn't taken from a trip to the zoo or even some elaborate birthday party that featured an exotic animal demonstration. This was my pet snake. Her name was Jackie and she was a docile ball python that I received one year … Continue reading My M.O.M.