I Want to Be a Toddler

For the last two year's around Father's Day as sort of a "roast post", I've stated that I would love to be a dad for a day. However, with Mother's Day this Sunday, I did some deep thinking and realized I have it all wrong. I don't want to be a dad, I want to … Continue reading I Want to Be a Toddler

So I’m Raising an Axe Murderer

In light of mounting evidence I think it's time we stopped putting money into AJR's 529 plan and start saving for legal fees instead because I'm pretty convinced that I'm raising a future serial killer. Listen, I know that toddlers can be like Sour Patch Kids - first they're sour, then they're sweet (credit goes … Continue reading So I’m Raising an Axe Murderer