Kids are great in so many fantastic ways. They're also the worst in a whole host of others. The other day I thought I had crept upstairs to use the bathroom in a rare moment of privacy when I heard the thundering of elephants coming down the hall. And by elephants I mean my two … Continue reading Reasons Why Having Kids is Like Being in a Horror Movie
Motherhood wreaks absolute havoc on your mind and body. Not only do you feel overwhelming anxiety over seemingly inconsequential decisions (i.e.: which sippy cup to buy) and crippling mom guilt over EVERYTHING (I forgot to beep the horn for the kids when I left to go to the grocery store. I am a monster), your … Continue reading Mom Bod
It's been a year since I started a blog and began oversharing way too much about my mothering inadequacies and crazy kids. This has been one of the fastest years of my life, which is something I say about pretty much every single year, but this time I mean it. When I started this endeavor … Continue reading Happy Blogaversary!
Baseball has been the one constant thats run through mine and my husband's relationship. We've lived in three different cities, changed jobs a cumulative four times, bought a house, gotten married, obtained a dachshund, and had two children in such a short period of time that baseball has been the one thing that's pretty much … Continue reading Love & Baseball
As a mom there are a lot of things I wish for on a daily basis: I wish my kids would sleep later, I wish the laundry would fold itself, I wish my boobs would return to their old glory days status, I wish out of the one million and five toys we own that … Continue reading Wishful Thinking
My husband and I had talked about it for a long time. We wanted to make sure that we were both ready - financially and emotionally - for the responsibility of caring for another life. We waited until I secured a job closer to home - what is the point of adding to your family … Continue reading Our Fur Baby
A few weeks ago I posted this picture of myself to social media: This wasn't taken from a trip to the zoo or even some elaborate birthday party that featured an exotic animal demonstration. This was my pet snake. Her name was Jackie and she was a docile ball python that I received one year … Continue reading My M.O.M.