Kids are great in so many fantastic ways. They're also the worst in a whole host of others. The other day I thought I had crept upstairs to use the bathroom in a rare moment of privacy when I heard the thundering of elephants coming down the hall. And by elephants I mean my two … Continue reading Reasons Why Having Kids is Like Being in a Horror Movie
Motherhood wreaks absolute havoc on your mind and body. Not only do you feel overwhelming anxiety over seemingly inconsequential decisions (i.e.: which sippy cup to buy) and crippling mom guilt over EVERYTHING (I forgot to beep the horn for the kids when I left to go to the grocery store. I am a monster), your … Continue reading Mom Bod
It's been a year since I started a blog and began oversharing way too much about my mothering inadequacies and crazy kids. This has been one of the fastest years of my life, which is something I say about pretty much every single year, but this time I mean it. When I started this endeavor … Continue reading Happy Blogaversary!